Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.

Byte - What your pitbull dun to Cusin Jethro.

Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

Computer Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

Diskette - Female disco dancer.

Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.

Modem - What ya do when the grass gets too high.

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.