Backwoods Computer Glossary
Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull dun to Cusin Jethro.
Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps.
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Computer Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What ya do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.