Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Coffee.exe missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
A computer is only a typewriter on steroids.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
C:\windows c:\windows\go c:\pc\crawl
C:\dos c:\dos\run run\dos\run
ß-----------The information went data way----------->
The best file compression around: "del *.*" = 100& compression
The definition of an upgrade: take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Breakfast.com halted ... cereal port not responding.
The name is baud..., James Baud.
Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Stay! Staaay!
Why doesn't Dos ever say "Excellent command or file name!"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Definition of Ethernet: something used to catch the Etherbunny.
Headline reads: 'Worldwide Web Broken - Spiderman at large'
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
A computers attention span is as long as its power cord.
Senile.com found ... out of memory ...
All computers wait at the same speed.
Error: keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
DOS tip #17: add device=fingercross.sys to config.sys.
Error reading Fat record: try skinny one? (Y/N)
I hit the Ctrl key but I'm still not in control.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.