Make A Choice
Chris was a very avid golfer who had played at each and every
course in the country. One day while teeing off, he collapsed from a heart
attack and found himself standing in front of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said that though he wasn't a bad person, he also did his share of
un-heavenly things, and so he was being given a choice of where to go.
So, Chris took the tour of all of Heaven's mansions and flowing wine, etc., etc.
Then, he was taken down to Hell where the Devil himself took some time out to
show him around.
While on tour, Chris saw the best course he'd ever seen. Small streams,
beautiful sand traps, rolling greens. Unlimited access to the course, his own
cart, finest golf clubs, and golden tees. Chris was astounded and informed St.
Peter that he would be making his eternal home in Hell.
Chris immediately sets off for the first tee and looks around for a ball to
begin his first nine holes. When he couldn't find one he turned to Satan and
asked where the golf balls were?
The Devil replied, "That's the hell of it."