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WHY SHOULD I GO TO SCHOOL?

 

Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school," scolded the mother.

"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me," replied the son.

"Oh, that's no reason," replied the mother. "Come on, you have to go to school."

"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school," pouted the son.

"One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."